Synopsis
After stringing together a few unsuccessful years as a comedian in LA, Max Weiner (denoted Big D*ck by close friends and foes) is freshly 30 (after his birthday), single (after his girlfriend and dog moved to France for work), and unemployed (after being dropped by his agent).
Perfect conditions to be a wedding guest…(pause, not)! But he’s going to forget all that nonsense, push it all down real deep for the weekend so he can focus on spinning a web of lies so grand, so thick with bull sh*t that Marvel’s executives pants will shrink at the sight of Gen Alpha’s new Spiderman (for this universe or whatever).
And just as he finishes this nice big web, it rains. And now more a soaking wet dog than a web-sliniging super-liar; he’s left to pick up the pieces of his depressing real life. And why no one likes him. And why he doesn’t like him. Maybe this is 30 for everyone…maybe he’s just an a*shole, maybe he just has some issues to work out. Find out in The Bearded Lady.